Summary: A list of every one of my fics, in alphabetical then chronological order!
Word Count: Who cares!
The sixth year Defence Against the Dark Arts class is doing Boggarts again - only this time Draco Malfoy isn't getting out of it. Told from three perspectives; Draco, Harry and Hermione. Slightly AU but could, possibly, fit in with the books. Deliberately all exactly two pages long!
Total Word Count: 1463
The Introduction! Draco’s perspective of that horrendous, awful Defence class! Some hatred of blasted Potter’s luck, definitely hatred of incompetent teachers that think because they’re part of the ministry they’re better than you. This story is unrepentantly copied from mrs. Weasley’s troubles in “The Order of the Phoenix”.
Word Count: 525
Harry’s point of view! Some Draco-sympathy (but only a very tiny amount!), some shock of sudden fear. I know, I chose his worst memory, but someone’s worst memory could also be their worst fear! Artistic licence!
Word Count: 439
Hermione’s point of view of “the Boggart Debacle of ’96”. In which the mystery of the two males is explained! Well, for this one I’ve again put her worst/most feared memory, instead of her worst fear, but whatever!
Word Count: 499
Status: No where near complete
AU. After Dumbledore’s untimely death at the end of Draco’s fourth year the shunning of Slytherins has gotten to the point of physical harm for the members. With a not omniscient headmistress there are no staff members able to help, and those who belong to the snake house must band together to fight the opposing force – a force that looks remarkably like their expected future. With the entire house looking to Draco for guidance and external guiding forces making increasing appearances, future prospects for the snakes look slim, no matter what Potter says.
Current Word Count: 6635
Prologue of ‘Corridor Care’. After Dumbledore’s untimely death at the end of Draco’s fourth year the shunning of Slytherins has gotten to the point of physical harm for the members. With a not omniscient headmistress there are no staff members able to help, and those who belong to the snake house must band together to fight the opposing force – a force that looks remarkably like their expected future. With the entire house looking to Draco for protection and external guiding forces making increasing appearances, future prospects for the snakes look slim, no matter what Potter says.
Word Count: 1539
Chapter one of ‘Corridor Care’. After Dumbledore’s untimely death at the end of Draco’s fourth year the shunning of Slytherins has gotten to the point of physical harm for the members. With a not omniscient headmistress there are no staff members able to help, and those who belong to the snake house must band together to fight the opposing force – a force that looks remarkably like their expected future. With the entire house looking to Draco for protection and external guiding forces making increasing appearances, future prospects for the snakes look slim, no matter what Potter says.
Word Count: 5096
Notes passed between the Marauders during their 5th year. Rated for some swearing and minor sexual innuendos. Sirius/Remus, not James/Lily. This was originally only going to be 25 chapters, but due to popular opinion and my unwillingness to finish I have bumped it up to 30!
Current Word Count: 14,235
Chapter 1 of ‘Marauders’, in which the boys, their handwriting, an invention and boredom are introduced.
Word Count: 818
Chapter 2 of ‘Marauders’, in which Sirius’ knowledge of Remus’ timetable is slightly disturbing.
Word Count: 742
The Boys get Timetables!
Well, I had no life and decided it would be fun to create hypothetical timetables for imaginary boys! I then based the story around the timetables, and have finally decided that some things may make more sense to you lovely readers if you were able to look at what I was! Especially for this next chapter. So here we are!
Word Count: 316, but does it really matter?
I love Thursdays
Chapter 3 of ‘Marauders’, in which James wants a shower, Remus needs coffee (for once), Sirius is far too chipper for the ungodly hour of breakfast on a Thursday and Peter is surprisingly shrewd.
Word Count: 814
Chapter 4 of ‘Marauders’, in which Sirius gets a makeover, Lily is blamed, and James needs help with his wooing tactics.
Word Count: 652
Current Word Count: 1469
Sirius and James play a game of muggle poker. Simply to raise the stakes and for mind-buggery James bets Remus.
Word Count: 569 – yesssss…
Part two of the ‘Poker Moony’ quartet. James has a flashback to the beginnings of his devious plan. Then develops another one.
Word Count: 900
A series of oneshots set in the Marauders era that could be out of the same universe. Note my ‘getting together’ fics aren’t in here. This is mainly the Marauders as kids, and the antics they thus get up to. Listed in roughly chronological order.
Current Word Count: 5100
A sorting!fic, yay! Remus gets sorted – but not into the house he wanted! Slytherins are too sneaky, Ravenclaws are too intelligent, and Gryffindors are just too darn lucky. If he wants to keep his secret the only choice is Hufflepuff. If only the Sorting Hat agreed. Contains: cute!Remus, The Cat Lady, The One In The Funny Purple Robes, a Hat, and three Quickly-Loyal Dormmates.
Word Count: 1264
Everything at the table is made out of silver except for the plates, and Remus is starving. Now he has to sit at the Welcoming Feast and be tortured by the wondrous smells and the burn of silver, unless…
I like to think of this as a missing scene from Unbravery.
Word Count: 632
Sirius Black is determined to befriend shy bookworm Remus Lupin, but Remus is strangely reluctant. What lengths will he go to to make the enigma that is the heir to the Black fortune give up? Warnings: slight m/m, 11yr olds kissing, one swear word.
Word Count: 426
A few months into first year Remus is returning from yet another full moon. His friends still don't know about his lycanthropy, and Sirius finds Remus on his return from the Hospital Wing and confronts him – again.
Word Count: 647
Minerva McGonagall is certain she knows Sirius Black to the T, but during his careers appointment Minerva discovers facets of his personality that she forgot, and a dedication she was unaware of. As she realizes just how little she knows the enigma that is the Black heir, she remembers why she shouldn't assume. A Sirius/Minerva mentor fic – I do so love them!
Word Count: 850
For three years Lily Evans rejected the affections of James Potter. Only now, on the train ride home for the Christmas Holidays, do the infamous Marauders find out why. Came to me whilst listening to The Veronicas' "Secret".
Word Count: 1281
Quick fill for a prompt – the prompt was something along the lines of ‘with all that running they do there has to be some dragging along by the hand’. So here we have Sherlock and John – after episode three, of course!
Word Count: 169 – I’m good at writing these ‘69’ fics!
John's therapist has determined that blogging isn't helping him rehabilitate. It is her decision that John needs to do something to supplement writing or he won't accept that adventure isn't part of his life anymore. It's a pity John finds drawing quite boring - mostly.
Word Count: 2664
Five times Sgt. Sally Donovan contemplated putting a bullet in Sherlock (and one time she took a bullet for him).
Written for this prompt on the BBC Sherlock kink_meme. Sort of turned more into "Five times Sgt. Sally Donovan was wrong about Sherlock (and one time she realised it)." Sgt. Sally Donovan hates Sherlock Holmes, enough to save his life. But only after shooting him first (mentally).
Word Count: 1738
Holmes is not happy with Watson, and has locked himself in his room. Watson has finally got everything in place to enter Holmes abode, but doesn't anticipate just how hurt his colleague is. Idea came to me from Eagle Eye Cherry's 'Save Tonight'.
Word Count: 1001
Little ficlet inspired by the idea of and my research into the gates of horn and ivory. It's also reminiscent of the Blood heirachy in Anne Bishop's 'The Black Jewels' series and the idea of cloisters gone bad. Written in 15 minutes, the first four lines are taken from a translation of Book 6 of Virgil's 'Aeneid'.
Word Count: 1007
I have a sneaking suspicion these boys aren't going to leave me alone, so they get their own series. This is the chronicles of how three boys came to be great friends.
Current Word Count: 1228
Oranges in Season
The boys in Under A Beech Tree have been asking me to write them the purely altruistic purpose of getting me over my writer's block (where instead of not being able to think of things to write I am unable to write either well or quickly). Also because Coke wanted to meet Benny. This took entirely much longer than it should have, but I love them so it's okay.
Word Count: 324
Another with the boys. Jim brings up Ben and Coke's friendship. Approval is not forthcoming.
Word Count: 646
Under A Beech Tree
This was originally a James, Sirius and Remus fic, but the names changed (except for Jim's) and they somehow became original characters! I think I may have fallen slightly in love with them. Anyway, the idea came to me from a Cyanide and Happiness comic. Love 'em.
Word Count: 258